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x2, I have to ramble about this too now.

So at first it was all “child buy a new car, old cars are a piece of shit”, so I told the parents “no, I’ll lose money as SOON as I drive it off that lot”. After many weeks of convincing they have settled into the “buy a used car”. However, there are some small restrictions I must abide by for them to help me buy one (hey maybe they’ll pay for insurance)!

1. it must be a nissan versa (because it’s great on gas)

2. it must be no more than 5 years old

3. it must be owned by an OLD couple, as in over the age of 60

4. it must be owned by a ‘first driver’, so the old couple must be the only people who have driven it

5. it must be less than $5000

…I don’t think this car exists, I will be busing it for the next year and a half at least still :( 

— 1 month ago

It’s been a long time since I’ve rambled to you tumblr, I do believe welcome back wishes are in order. I’ll begin with a short post tonight, more to come this week about all those crazy stories you’ve missed right tumblr?

So my father comes up to me today and hands me a small baggy with a gold tooth inside it. He proceeds to tell me that it is my goal to go around to pawn shops and see how much money I can get for this chunk of gold. He said he weighed it and calculated it to be 80$. Now I must go to 3 different pawn shops, and haggle for the best deal, as per his instructions.

Typical.

— 1 month ago

kimpoyfeliciano:

GET INVOLVED. STOP AT NOTHING. THE WORLD MUST KNOW.

I dare you to stop scrolling through your dashboard. Stop checking your Facebook newsfeed that you’ve already checked two seconds ago. Stop updating your Twitter and seeing what your favorite celebrities are saying. Stop watching funny and nonsense videos on Youtube. Take time to educate yourself to MAKE A DIFFERENCE in this world. This is your chance! WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Let’s make JOSEPH KONY Famous!!

Who is JOSEPH KONY?

He is THE WORST LIVING CRIMINAL. He abducts children and makes them use guns to kill their own parents. He takes girls and forces them to be sex slaves. He calls his abducted children the Lord’s Resistance Army, AKA the LRA. He has abducted over 30,000 children and forced them to be child soldiers in Central Africa. He remains at large because he is INVISIBLE to the world. FEW know his name, even FEWER know his crimes. WE ARE MAKING HIM FAMOUS! Because when he is, the world will unite against him and demand his arrest.

We can help make a change. We can make a difference.

I feel so inspired. I feel the need to help and make a difference. This has to happen in 2012. We can’t let him go around and keep doing this to children in Central Africa. Let’s make his name known so he can be stopped. HE CAN NO LONGER BE INVISIBLE!

REBLOG IF YOU CARE.

This will not make your blog ugly, please take a moment to reblog and get the word out. SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE! Be a part of something BIG and when they catch this man, you would be able to say.. “I HELPED.”

LET’S START HERE ON TUMBLR.

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— 2 months ago with 308075 notes